WonderMike
From Interdex, the community-edited guide to the local internet.
Let's go down the checklist:
- Has no friends in real life
- Fat
- Brags to people on the Internet about his lack of friends in real life
- Says lots of random things
- The only possible way to make him have a serious conversation is by mentioning comic books
- Constantly starts or joins arguments about which comic book protagonist is the best
- Draws fanart of comic book characters
- 21 years old, yet still lives with parents. He used to brag about not going to school, although recently that seems to have changed.
- Unemployed
- Loves Homestar Runner
- Claims to be working on his own comic book
This isn't a description of just any stereotypical nerd loser, this is a description of WonderMike. Idolized by ABS idiots, he ego is so huge that he cannot think of anything besides himself. Several times has claimed that he was going to leave ABS because he was insulted by the supermod's decision to stop tolerating his spam and bullshit, but he always returned in every instance. He also likes to talk about going camping a lot.