Tips on Love (thread)

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Tips on Love is a thread on ABS where prepubescent highschoolers gather to ask the Internet about how to acquire a girlfriend. The most common questions asked are about females to whom they have never spoken but wish to introduce themselves. But since the majority of the ABS population is full of losers who would rather endure A MONTH IN THE SUPERDOME AFTER A HURRICANE than speak to a member of the opposite sex, no matter how hard the Internet tries to teach them basic communication skills they simply cannot understand any of it. The thread has become a symbol of how pathetic the ABS population is.

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  • I didn't say I had experienced more than you. Just that I had experienced stuff that you hadn't. How many times have you lost lovers to suicide? Any arrests on you? Any rapes? See my point yet? If not, any friends committed murder recently? If so have they broken out of prison yet?[1]

By the way, this is perfect evidence as to how much of a dumbass Mr. Aqua is.

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