The Death Rose

From Interdex, the community-edited guide to the local internet.

brigheyez4alwayz, better known as The Death Rose, is a fat, annoying internet whore who was chased away from the ABS Forums shortly after joining around October 2004 due to her obnoxious sunny attitude and general idiocy. Shortly thereafter, she rejoined under a new identity, The Death Rose, trying to gain a different reputation by posing as brigheyez4alwayz's much darker twin sister. More intelligent members saw through the ruse and continued to ridicule her, while dumbasses participated in grabass with her and praised her hotness.

She and her grabass friends eventually retreated to their own forums where they could live in peace and escape the harsh judgement of ABS. However, some ABS members still despised her enough to go to her own forums to antagonize her. She finally issued a formal confession and apology for her lies on ABS sometime in 2005, but very few people still cared at that point.

In 2006, she made one final appearance at ABS Forums under the name of "Someone you once knew and hated." Members immediately recognized her and for the fifth time she went to the mods requesting a change of identity. Instead, Tenebrae Vision IP banned her at long last. She seems to have essentially disappeared from the internet at this point.

Her interests outside of earning the scorn of the local internet include Doritos and pro wrestling.

For more information on her grabass friends, see RandomlyAbsurd and Shibbyman.