random

From Interdex, the community-edited guide to the local internet.

Randomness is a local modifier in the numerous equations that oversee the governing dynamics of humor. Randomness always makes everything funny. Common random words include pirates, ninjas, monkeys, clowns, zombies, midgets, fire, chuck norris, and of course the word random itself.

This seemingly normal sentence,

"Today a car full of teenage girls crashed into me at an intersection,"

is instantly transformed into a goldmine of comedy just by adding just a couple of random modifiers. See for yourself!

"Today a ninja wagon that was on fire and full of zombie pirates crashed my clown copter at an intersection."

See! Instant comedy! Randomness also can also applied to numbers. Instead of using a mild exaggeration like

"Ugh, this movie was twice as bad as I remember."

the added randomness will get your point across much better, and perhaps cause a few laughs in the meantime!

"Ugh, this movie was LIKE FIVE THOUSAND BAGILLIOOGLES WORSE THAN I REMEMBER!"

Randomness can also be carried over into the physical realm. If you start skipping for no real reason, or if you play hide-and-go-seek inside Wal-Mart, you are being random! Traditionally, "free-spirited" people, also known as "future Video Warehouse associates" are the ones who commit the majority of random acts.

If you like surrounding yourself with unoriginal, dead-end job-destined retards, by all means start being random.