Prog/prog-life

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On August 24, 2004, Prog told the members of LuniticFringe his life story in #prog-life. It was later revealed to be fictional.

[edit] #prog-life

Session Start: Tue Aug 24 19:56:08 2004
Session Ident: #prog-life
19:56:08 * Now talking in #prog-life
19:56:10 <@Prog> GOD
19:56:11 <@Prog> DAMNIT
19:56:12 <idown> im oper, +m r not teh affecting
19:56:13 <Sin-X> lol
19:56:18 <Sin-X> yeahy
19:56:18 <@Prog> [20:56] <Prog> [20:56] <Prog> i have to start in highschool
19:56:18 <@Prog> [20:56] <Prog> [20:56] <Prog> because thats what spurred all this
19:56:18 <@Prog> [20:56] <Prog> [20:56] <Prog> i finished my last year of highschool in america
19:56:20 <@Prog> THERE
19:56:20 * idown shhs
19:56:22 * Joins: kyrigo (~kyrigo@luniticfringe-770E6297.buf.adelphia.net)
19:56:24 <@Prog> UOADFGASDFUIPBGASDF
19:56:24 <@Prog> SD
19:56:26 <Adrohak> SHUT THE FUCK UP.
19:56:30 <Sin-X> lol
19:56:31 <@Prog> STOP JOINING
19:56:36 <@Prog> [20:56] <Prog> [20:56] <Prog> i have to start in highschool
19:56:36 <@Prog> [20:56] <Prog> [20:56] <Prog> because thats what spurred all this
19:56:36 <@Prog> [20:56] <Prog> [20:56] <Prog> i finished my last year of highschool in america
19:56:38 <@Prog> THERE
19:56:39 <@Prog> now
19:56:39 * idown was kicked by Sin-X (Sin-X)
19:56:46 * Joins: idown (~idown@globalop.opers.luniticfringe.net)
19:56:52 <@Prog> i was the new kid on the block basically
19:56:59 <@Prog> and i barely spoke english
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19:57:11 <Sin-X> <Prog> [20:56] <Prog> [20:56] <Prog> i have to start in highschool
19:57:11 <Sin-X> <Prog> [20:56] <Prog> [20:56] <Prog> because thats what spurred all this
19:57:11 <Sin-X> <Prog> [20:56] <Prog> [20:56] <Prog> i finished my last year of highschool in america
19:57:11 <Sin-X> <Prog> THERE
19:57:11 <Sin-X> <Prog> now
19:57:11 <Sin-X> <-- Sin-X has kicked idown from #prog-life (Sin-X)
19:57:13 <Sin-X> --> idown (~idown@globalop.opers.luniticfringe.net) has joined #prog-life
19:57:15 <Sin-X> <Prog> i was the new kid on the block basically
19:57:17 <Sin-X> <Prog> and i barely spoke english
19:57:21 <@Prog> i got noticed in my school for being an amazing spanish writer
19:57:30 <@Prog> so the spanish kids hung around me blah blah
19:57:35 <@Prog> one some spanish award and all that shit
19:57:39 <@Prog> now in my school
19:57:46 <@Prog> there was this medical/special kids thing
19:57:55 <@Prog> liza was in charge of certain groups
19:58:02 <@Prog> given she stayed on her medication of course
19:58:11 <@Prog> now i REALLLY wanted to learn english
19:58:15 <@Prog> and i just happened to see her pass
19:58:20 <@Prog> wasnt attracted to her at first
19:58:30 <@Prog> i was just like "can..escort..500?"
19:58:36 <@Prog> she just showed me my room
19:58:44 <@Prog> she comes back 30 minutes into class to drag me out
19:58:50 <@Prog> "can you speak english?"
19:58:53 <@Prog> "n-no.."
19:59:01 <@Prog> "why the fuck are you in an english 2 class?"
19:59:03 <@Prog> "que?"
19:59:08 <@Prog> she spoke to me in spanish;
19:59:11 * Joins: root (test@luniticfringe-EEDC296D.ysvsevuk)
19:59:13 <@Prog> basically we talked about my classes and shit
19:59:28 <@Prog> but
19:59:35 <@Prog> she said that she would teach me english after school
19:59:43 <@Prog> if i got my schedule solved
19:59:50 <@Prog> i got it straightened out and all that shit
19:59:57 <@Prog> she started teaching me english
20:00:06 <@Prog> it was all good in the hood
20:00:11 * Parts: root (test@luniticfringe-EEDC296D.ysvsevuk)
20:00:13 <@Prog> now some punk bitch comes along
20:00:19 <@Prog> and starts hitting on her
20:00:29 <@Prog> im like "whatever, i'm the chilling hispanic guy"
20:00:35 <@Prog> now they eventually get together
20:00:41 <@Prog> im still like "whatever, i'm the chilling hispanic guy"
20:00:53 <@Prog> but when i show up early for tutoring one day
20:00:58 <@Prog> i see him about to hit her
20:01:00 <@Prog> now,
20:01:06 <@Prog> i've always had a thing about respect for women
20:01:20 <@Prog> so seeing this guy with his fist raised
20:01:27 <@Prog> and her looking helpless
20:01:28 <@Prog> i flip
20:01:35 <@Prog> i rocked the shit out of this guy
20:01:45 <@Prog> but
20:01:47 <@Prog> i go overboard
20:01:57 <@Prog> and i get called down to the office
20:02:00 <@Prog> and all that shit
20:02:02 <@Prog> theyre like
20:02:15 <@Prog> "now what you did was right saving her but hes all fucked up and blah blah"
20:02:19 <@Prog> basically=
20:02:21 <@Prog> youre expelled.
20:02:29 <@Prog> now i'm almost done with my year
20:02:33 <@Prog> 2 more months to go
20:02:37 <@Prog> to tell you all the truth
20:02:48 <@Prog> i never took my final exam for my senior year in highschool.
20:03:06 <@Prog> i had some friends that kept me in the records
20:03:12 <@Prog> and made it look like i gradutated
20:03:26 <@Prog> shes scared of me for a bit
20:03:33 <@Prog> because i flipped out on the guy
20:03:41 <@Prog> and even if he was wailing on her
20:03:49 <@Prog> i dont think many girls appreciate that you fuck up their boyfriends
20:03:56 <@Prog> so i start to forget about her
20:04:05 <@Prog> time for college
20:04:14 <@Prog> i didnt apply in my senior year
20:04:19 <@Prog> but i have shitload of inheritance money
20:04:25 <@Prog> time for a vacation
20:04:31 <@Prog> go to miami
20:04:32 <@Prog> party
20:04:38 <@Prog> and see something awesome:
20:04:39 <@Prog> DJing
20:04:43 <@Prog> so now i'm 18
20:04:52 <@Prog> and i'm DJing in miami clubs
20:04:59 <@Prog> mind you
20:05:02 <@Prog> this is the 80s
20:05:14 <@Prog> so DJing then wasnt what it is today
20:05:19 * Prog sets mode: -m
20:05:25 <@Prog> i want to hear your comments sometimes
20:05:26 <@Prog> lol
20:05:28 <@Prog> anyway
20:05:39 <@Prog> i get some money off that
20:05:41 <@Prog> nothing big
20:05:45 <idown> Prog r the chilling hispanic guy
20:05:46 <@Prog> i'm not too good at the time
20:05:51 <@Prog> bitch i got a fucked up life
20:05:53 <@Prog> just wait
20:05:59 <tehlemming> prog
20:06:01 <tehlemming> i love you
20:06:01 <@Prog> yes
20:06:04 <@Prog> i love you too
20:06:08 <@Prog> this is a bad part comming up
20:06:11 <kyrigo> +m
20:06:14 <@Prog> no
20:06:15 <@Prog> its alright
20:06:15 <tehlemming> <Prog> im like "whatever, i'm the chilling hispanic guy"
20:06:19 <tehlemming> that was the coolest thing ever~
20:06:22 <@Prog> lol
20:06:27 <@Prog> ok shh
20:06:32 <@Prog> bad part comming up
20:06:41 <@Prog> so one night im stepping out of a club
20:06:43 <@Prog> im drowzy
20:06:49 <@Prog> its like 3 in the morning
20:07:01 <@Prog> some guys noticed me from before
20:07:11 <@Prog> now i had been "intruding" on a recent djs "turf"
20:07:15 <@Prog> so you know what happens?
20:07:17 <@Prog> they fuck me up
20:07:20 <@Prog> i mean good
20:07:33 <@Prog> im in the hospital
20:07:38 <idown> Bitch you intrudin?
20:07:39 <idown> lol
20:07:41 <@Prog> fucking knocked out
20:07:49 <@Prog> no money and stripped
20:07:55 <@Prog> and have awake
20:08:08 <@Prog> i'm looking around like "wtf is going on am i gonna die?"
20:08:22 <@Prog> i'm out for like
20:08:24 <@Prog> a week
20:08:34 <kyrigo> whoa
20:08:38 <@Prog> concushion or something
20:08:42 <@Prog> concussion
20:08:44 <@Prog> ?
20:08:45 <@Prog> w/e
20:08:49 <kyrigo> close enough
20:09:00 <@Prog> i get my shit together eventually
20:09:02 <@Prog> and guess who i see
20:09:05 <@Prog> guess mother fuckers
20:09:10 <VenusBlue> liza
20:09:14 <@Prog> no
20:09:14 <idown> the dude
20:09:17 <@Prog> yes
20:09:21 <@Prog> hes working there
20:09:25 <idown> o shit yah.
20:09:27 <idown> i rock
20:09:28 <@Prog> hes a nurse
20:09:31 <kyrigo> wtf
20:09:32 <@Prog> he comes up to me
20:09:32 <idown> har har
20:09:34 <idown> panzy
20:09:35 <@Prog> and im like
20:09:37 <@Prog> "fuck im dead"
20:09:40 <@Prog> and he hugs me
20:09:43 <@Prog> "thank you"
20:09:45 <VenusBlue> ?!?!
20:09:48 <@Prog> im like "WHAT?!"
20:09:50 <@Prog> apparantly
20:09:51 <idown> pansz0r
20:09:53 <@Prog> no dude
20:09:54 <@Prog> apparantly
20:09:57 <tehlemming> dude....why is he stalking you?
20:09:57 <@Prog> my ass wooping
20:10:05 <@Prog> OK LISTEN
20:10:06 <@Prog> FLORIDA
20:10:11 <@Prog> HAD SOME OF THE BEST MEDICAL SCHOOLS
20:10:13 <@Prog> IN THE 80S
20:10:15 <@Prog> anyway
20:10:18 <kyrigo> .....
20:10:21 <@Prog> hes working there
20:10:28 <@Prog> and he thanks me
20:10:32 <@Prog> for setting him straight
20:10:34 <@Prog> im like "wtf how"
20:10:38 <@Prog> he says that he found "God"
20:10:44 <@Prog> i didnt say anything
20:10:47 <@Prog> just kinda nodded
20:10:53 <@Prog> anyway
20:11:01 <@Prog> he called up liza
20:11:02 <Sin-X> lol
20:11:06 <@Prog> the day i was being released
20:11:10 <kyrigo> wait a second
20:11:13 <@Prog> what
20:11:13 <Sin-X> you whooped his ass, and he thanks you for it
20:11:16 <kyrigo> the guy you beat up that was punching her?
20:11:19 <@Prog> yes.
20:11:20 <tehlemming> Yes
20:11:21 <kyrigo> oh ok
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20:11:24 <@Prog> sin
20:11:25 <kyrigo> i thought you meatn the guy who kicked your ass
20:11:31 <idown> im so pycho
20:11:31 <@Prog> he thanked me for helping him find god
20:11:40 <@Prog> and he was like "you know that hispanic guy is here?"
20:11:41 <kyrigo> k
20:11:41 <tehlemming> ITS PSYCHO >: (
20:11:42 <@Prog> "which one?"
20:11:51 <@Prog> "the one that you tutored."
20:11:59 <VenusBlue> dammit, brb
20:11:59 * Quits: Dave (~WhoCuttin@luniticfringe-993B2B22.ipt.aol.com) (Quit: )
20:12:00 <@Prog> she was silent
20:12:06 <@Prog> for a couple minutes
20:12:10 <Sin-X> the one that whooped my ass
20:12:14 <@Prog> STFU
20:12:16 <idown> then she gets the knife
20:12:17 <Sin-X> :P
20:12:19 <@Prog> DAMNIT
20:12:23 <@Prog> IM NOT GOING TO CONTINUE
20:12:24 * Parts: root (test@luniticfringe-EEDC296D.ysvsevuk)
20:12:25 <Sin-X> :(
20:12:26 <@Prog> IF YOU SAY STUPID SHIT
20:12:28 <Sin-X> :'(
20:12:29 <tehlemming> +M+M+M
20:12:30 <kyrigo> i told you to +m
20:12:34 <@Prog> i appreciate comments
20:12:36 <@Prog> but not shit like
20:12:39 <@Prog> <idown> then she gets the knife
20:12:42 * idown sets mode: +m
20:12:54 * Prog sets mode: -m
20:12:57 <@Prog> i dont want it m though
20:12:58 <tehlemming> lol
20:12:59 <@Prog> i just want respect
20:13:06 <@Prog> i shouldnt have to mute
20:13:10 <Sin-X> lol
20:13:10 <tehlemming> respek \m/
20:13:15 <@Prog> ok
20:13:16 <@Prog> anyway
20:13:19 <@Prog> she was silent
20:13:27 <@Prog> and she eventually said "i want to meet him"
20:13:33 <@Prog> this is around fall season
20:13:38 <@Prog> of college
20:13:43 <@Prog> the one i plan to go to
20:13:48 <@Prog> i'm like 19 now
20:13:59 <@Prog> so i join FIU
20:14:12 <@Prog> its known for its programming classes
20:14:23 <@Prog> and im learning all that good shit, foxpro and basic and all that
20:14:31 <@Prog> near my birthday
20:14:34 <@Prog> (december)
20:14:41 <@Prog> she comes to my door
20:14:46 <@Prog> my apartment door
20:14:49 <@Prog> and shes like "SURPRISE"
20:14:55 <@Prog> and i just smile and say yo and all that
20:15:04 <@Prog> and we talk
20:15:10 <@Prog> about what we've done with ourselves
20:15:21 <@Prog> and we skip the part about the hospital
20:15:23 <idown> 232323
20:15:28 <@Prog> and she never tells me
20:15:34 <@Prog> that when i left
20:15:40 <@Prog> she had an emotional breakdown
20:15:48 <@Prog> because what he was hitting her over
20:15:54 <@Prog> was that she told him that she thinks shes in love with me
20:15:58 <tehlemming> wuz yuo?
20:16:01 <kyrigo> :O
20:16:03 <tehlemming> i knew it!
20:16:10 <@Prog> but she never told me
20:16:10 <kyrigo> hey, you don't have to type like an idiot
20:16:18 <@Prog> until like
20:16:20 <@Prog> 2 years ago
20:16:25 <@Prog> and thats why it all made sense
20:16:29 <@Prog> anyway
20:16:31 <@Prog> shes like
20:16:33 <tehlemming> How come cool stories like this never happen to people I know? :(
20:16:36 <@Prog> "i always wanted to be a programmer"
20:16:38 <@Prog> and i laugh
20:16:46 <@Prog> and i'm like "just apply for the new season"
20:16:52 <@Prog> i doubted shed get in
20:16:53 <@Prog> BAM
20:16:57 <@Prog> shes in like 3 of my classes
20:16:57 <@Prog> lol
20:17:10 <@Prog> the funny thing is
20:17:14 <@Prog> in my language classes
20:17:19 <@Prog> she did 50 times better than me
20:17:23 <@Prog> she was amazing
20:17:27 <@Prog> when she was writing code,
20:17:38 <@Prog> it was like nothing else but her and the screen existed
20:17:45 <@Prog> i would tap her and yell her name
20:17:47 <VenusBlue> that's so cool
20:17:48 <@Prog> and shed be oblivious
20:18:02 <@Prog> she mastered all the languages they could teach
20:18:11 <@Prog> before i could learn foxpro inside out
20:18:17 <@Prog> she dropped the school
20:18:26 <@Prog> she didnt like having slow classes
20:18:27 <kyrigo> sheesh
20:18:29 <@Prog> she wanted to go to MIT
20:18:33 <@Prog> and she almost did
20:18:46 <Sin-X> wow
20:18:46 <@Prog> then we found out i had lung cancer and only 15 years to live
20:18:50 <Sin-X> o.o
20:18:51 <@Prog> thats a lie
20:18:52 <@Prog> lol
20:18:53 <Sin-X> oh
20:18:56 <VenusBlue> oh i was like
20:18:57 <kyrigo> jesus
20:18:58 <VenusBlue> =(((
20:19:01 <@Prog> she almost did
20:19:06 <idown> she coding l33t? and do you still dj?
20:19:06 <Sin-X> /kick Prog bastard :P
20:19:08 <@Prog> lmao
20:19:12 <@Prog> WAIT IDOWN
20:19:16 <@Prog> i will get to now
20:19:21 <@Prog> I WILL TLAK UP TO PRESENT DAY
20:19:26 <@Prog> but she was too attached to me
20:19:29 <idown> hurry up
20:19:29 <@Prog> 20=
20:19:30 <idown> i g2g
20:19:34 <@Prog> idown
20:19:37 <@Prog> more shit happened
20:19:40 <@Prog> emotional breakdown
20:19:42 <@Prog> mental breakdown
20:19:46 <@Prog> mental hospital
20:19:46 <idown> wait,
20:19:47 <kyrigo> who did
20:19:49 <idown> STOP
20:19:49 <idown> STROP
20:19:51 <idown> YOUR RUINING IT
20:19:51 <@Prog> her
20:19:53 <idown> STOP
20:19:56 <@Prog> HOW LONG DO YOU HAVE
20:19:59 <idown> STOP YOUR RUINING THE ENDING
20:20:03 <idown> ILL LOG IT
20:20:04 <kyrigo> someone just save the log for him
20:20:05 <@Prog> ok
20:20:13 <@Prog> alright
20:20:16 <@Prog> she was attached to me
20:20:17 <idown> Sin-X save the log for me please?
20:20:23 <@Prog> so she didnt want to leave
20:20:27 <@Prog> unless i went up there
20:20:31 <@Prog> and i'm smart,
20:20:33 <@Prog> but not MIT smart
20:20:45 <@Prog> so i was like "i cant theyd slaughter me"
20:20:47 <tehlemming> when i think MIT i think blackjack
20:20:56 <@Prog> i finished my schooling
20:21:00 <@Prog> while she did odd jobs
20:21:08 <@Prog> unofficial programming
20:21:11 <@Prog> and shit like that
20:21:15 <@Prog> cleaned houses
20:21:19 <@Prog> any shit for money for us
20:21:29 <tehlemming> "unofficial?" :P
20:21:33 <@Prog> yeah
20:21:36 <@Prog> shed go to companies
20:21:36 * Reene is now known as Reene[zzz]
20:21:41 <tehlemming> that's a shady term.
20:21:49 <@Prog> SHE HACKED FOR COMPANIES.
20:21:56 <Sin-X> im loggin it
20:22:02 <@Prog> she showed loop holes in their systems
20:22:08 <@Prog> you know
20:22:12 <@Prog> all that cool shit you see in movies
20:22:13 <@Prog> she got to do
20:22:14 <VenusBlue> gotta go
20:22:17 <tehlemming> CAN WE ALL SAY MITNICK?
20:22:18 * Quits: VenusBlue (~fakeemail@luniticfringe-79D13680.lar-wy.client.bresnan.net) (Quit: What's 18 inches long, stiff, and makes mother scream? Crib death.)
20:22:21 <@Prog> lol
20:22:26 <@Prog> okay
20:22:32 <@Prog> so i finish college
20:22:41 <@Prog> and some friends of mine are like
20:23:03 <@Prog> "Yo, duuuuddeee. we're gonna start this tight company. check it, it's called "Ultimate Software""
20:23:31 <@Prog> "were gonna like, create programs so people can keep track of payroll numbers and all that shitttt"
20:23:35 <@Prog> "wanna join, duuudeeee?"
20:23:36 <@Prog> now
20:23:38 <@Prog> for some reason
20:23:39 <kyrigo> lol
20:23:39 <tehlemming> what an original name :P
20:23:43 <@Prog> i had a really good feeling
20:23:44 <@Prog> from this
20:23:46 <@Prog> i joined
20:23:57 <@Prog> now i'm like 25
20:24:07 <@Prog> when i join
20:24:11 <@Prog> when i'm 26,
20:24:14 <@Prog> i buy my first BMW.
20:24:20 <Sin-X> ...
20:24:22 <kyrigo> :O
20:24:25 <Sin-X> give me money
20:24:28 <@Prog> stfu
20:24:30 <@Prog> when i'm 28
20:24:31 <kyrigo> yeah kyle stfu
20:24:33 <@Prog> wait
20:24:35 <@Prog> not that yet
20:24:39 <kyrigo> (no kicking em :(
20:24:43 <@Prog> i wont kick
20:24:50 <kyrigo> he will lol
20:24:52 <Sin-X> :P
20:24:53 <@Prog> 26, past the BMW
20:25:01 <@Prog> before the purchase when i'm 28
20:25:10 <@Prog> Liza's chemical imbalance..
20:25:12 <@Prog> un..balances
20:25:13 <@Prog> even more
20:25:14 <@Prog> ..
20:25:17 <@Prog> she flips out
20:25:20 <@Prog> at the house
20:25:22 <@Prog> and starts crying
20:25:43 <@Prog> I take her to her present psych
20:25:47 <@Prog> and i was like
20:25:52 <@Prog> "SHES CRYING AND WONT TALK TO ME"
20:26:04 <@Prog> "this is common in rela-" "NO, LOOK AT HER. THIS IS PAIN."
20:26:10 <@Prog> the psych was like "whoa wtf?"
20:26:13 <@Prog> and got her to calm down
20:26:20 <@Prog> her explanation
20:26:27 <@Prog> was that she heard someone call her a bitch
20:26:32 <@Prog> when she wouldnt give them a dollar
20:26:38 <@Prog> and she didnt pay attention
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20:26:42 <@Prog> until she got in the house
20:26:45 <@Prog> and it struck a nerve
20:26:50 <@Prog> and she flipped out
20:26:59 <@Prog> my psych was like "that shouldnt hu-oh my god."
20:27:04 <@Prog> cos she realized
20:27:07 <@Prog> and told me
20:27:15 <@Prog> like after she talked to her some more
20:27:18 <@Prog> liza had blocked out
20:27:19 <Reene[zzz]> what is she diagnosed with?
20:27:22 <@Prog> like 6 years of her life
20:27:24 <tehlemming> AIDS
20:27:27 <@Prog> no
20:27:29 <Reene[zzz]> and what does she take for it?
20:27:30 <kyrigo> tehlemming shut the fuck up
20:27:39 * Parts: root (test@luniticfringe-EEDC296D.ysvsevuk)
20:27:40 <tehlemming> Soory :( can't halp it :( :( :(
20:27:43 <@Prog> i dont know what the psych said
20:27:47 <@Prog> she said to remember it
20:27:51 <@Prog> by calling it clinical insanity
20:28:03 <@Prog> because her actions are similar to that of a moderately insane person
20:28:08 <Reene[zzz]> clinical insanity isn't an illness
20:28:10 <Reene[zzz]> it's a legal classification
20:28:14 <@Prog> i know
20:28:16 <@Prog> she just said
20:28:17 <kyrigo> which 6 years of her life?, what age?
20:28:21 <@Prog> 6-12
20:28:26 <kyrigo> and you met her at 17?
20:28:28 <@Prog> yes
20:28:29 <Reene[zzz]> and a psych worth their weight in salt doesn't say that in front of a patient
20:28:34 <@Prog> reene
20:28:39 <@Prog> i cant remember
20:28:40 <@Prog> what she said
20:28:45 <@Prog> its some weird
20:28:46 <tehlemming> Did she just block out everything from 6-12 or certain things?
20:28:49 <Reene[zzz]> well, I'm just sayin
20:28:55 <@Prog> everything except education
20:29:01 <kyrigo> wow
20:29:01 <tehlemming> Hmmm.
20:29:05 <tehlemming> Bad home life?
20:29:10 <@Prog> i'm guessing
20:29:12 <@Prog> she has never
20:29:13 <@Prog> ever
20:29:15 <@Prog> mentioned her parents
20:29:15 <tehlemming> Me too.
20:29:30 <Reene[zzz]> and getting called a bitch by a complete stranger just suddenly triggered all of this
20:29:37 <Reene[zzz]> what is she taking?
20:29:42 <@Prog> like
20:29:47 <@Prog> proviacti
20:29:49 <@Prog> some.
20:29:52 <@Prog> FUCKING
20:29:53 <@Prog> IM HORRIBLE
20:29:56 <@Prog> WITH THIS SHIT
20:30:04 <@Prog> want me to go find the bottle
20:30:07 <kyrigo> no
20:30:07 <tehlemming> prozac?
20:30:11 <tehlemming> Paxil?
20:30:16 <tehlemming> Those are the only P's I know.
20:30:24 <@Prog> its some chemical compound name
20:30:28 <tehlemming> And I've been on both omg!
20:30:33 <Reene[zzz]> those are for depression
20:30:33 <Reene[zzz]> this seems to be a latent psychosis
20:30:44 <tehlemming> Reene is smart++
20:30:46 <kyrigo> is there more story?
20:30:49 <@Prog> yes
20:30:53 <@Prog> i'm trying to remember
20:30:55 <@Prog> the med name
20:31:01 <tehlemming> forget it
20:31:02 <Reene[zzz]> well, you don't have to tell me but I was just curious
20:31:05 <tehlemming> go on with the story
20:31:14 <@Prog> ok
20:31:16 <@Prog> :\
20:31:17 <Reene[zzz]> since I can use it to figure out what she's being treated for
20:31:20 <@Prog> oh
20:31:26 <@Prog> i will look
20:31:28 <@Prog> after the story
20:31:29 <@Prog> where was i
20:31:46 <@Prog> ya
20:31:47 <@Prog> meds
20:31:48 <tehlemming> Prog mentioned her parents
20:31:54 <@Prog> no she never mentions
20:32:03 <@Prog> after the psych
20:32:03 <tehlemming> exactly
20:32:09 <@Prog> that was a sidenote
20:32:10 <tehlemming> i was just quoting the last thing you said, ~
20:32:12 <@Prog> on the 6-12 thing
20:32:13 <@Prog> oh
20:32:17 <@Prog> after the psych
20:32:27 <@Prog> well
20:32:30 <@Prog> at the psych
20:32:36 <@Prog> she said that i shouldnt startle her
20:32:39 <@Prog> and just let her rest
20:32:44 <@Prog> let her do what she likes
20:33:00 <@Prog> she said she thinks stress had caused a relapse
20:33:14 <@Prog> and so i talked to liza
20:33:24 <@Prog> and asked her if she liked playing music
20:33:30 <@Prog> and she said she loved playing the piano
20:33:35 <@Prog> so i went out and got her a piano
20:33:45 <@Prog> like a little small wall piano
20:33:50 <@Prog> not the huge shit we have now
20:34:03 <@Prog> she was so happy
20:34:10 <@Prog> and when she plays
20:34:15 <@Prog> she gets in the same mood
20:34:18 <@Prog> as when she programmed
20:34:28 <@Prog> so
20:34:32 <@Prog> i was glad
20:34:34 <@Prog> she was fine
20:34:43 <@Prog> until the doctor called her back
20:34:55 <@Prog> she really wanted to figure out what was wrong
20:35:06 <@Prog> so, after much of my deliberation
20:35:08 <tehlemming> the doctor or your wife?
20:35:12 <@Prog> doctor
20:35:16 <@Prog> i talked to my wife
20:35:18 <tehlemming> k
20:35:23 <@Prog> and she was distant somewhat when talking about it
20:35:28 <@Prog> but she said if it would ease my mind
20:35:35 <@Prog> she would let the doctor try
20:35:45 <@Prog> so i took her
20:35:52 <@Prog> and the doctor did the whole counting thing
20:36:00 <tehlemming> hypnosis?
20:36:03 <@Prog> yes
20:36:09 <@Prog> and liza recited that the last thing she remembered at 6
20:36:27 <@Prog> which was her dad calling her mother a bitch and a fucknig whore
20:36:30 <@Prog> and beating her over and over
20:36:34 <@Prog> and then her screaming
20:36:36 <Reene[zzz]> this doctor seems like a quak
20:36:37 <kyrigo> :
20:36:38 <kyrigo> (
20:36:44 <@Prog> lol
20:36:46 <@Prog> i dont know
20:36:49 <@Prog> people say shes good man
20:36:55 <@Prog> and locking herself in her room
20:37:11 <@Prog> and the doctor kept trying to make her remember
20:37:12 <tehlemming> sounds to me like education was her escape from home life
20:37:21 <@Prog> chill
20:37:21 <Sin-X> yeah
20:37:26 <tehlemming> so she excelled like hell at whatever she did, because its all she thought about
20:37:28 <@Prog> what had happened after she locked the door
20:37:44 <@Prog> and liza just couldnt
20:37:52 <@Prog> and then the doctor struck a nerve
20:37:58 <Reene[zzz]> heh
20:38:01 <Reene[zzz]> kept trying to make her remembeR?
20:38:04 <@Prog> by just saying what liza said her father said
20:38:05 <@Prog> no
20:38:06 <@Prog> she repeated
20:38:08 <@Prog> the exact phrase
20:38:09 <@Prog> and liza
20:38:17 <@Prog> rolled of the couch thing
20:38:20 <@Prog> and starting screaming
20:38:22 <@Prog> shit
20:38:24 <@Prog> i need a tissue
20:38:28 <@Prog> fucking
20:38:29 <Reene[zzz]> well
20:38:30 <@Prog> tears and shit
20:38:30 <Reene[zzz]> http://www.skepdic.com/hypnosis.html
20:38:33 <Reene[zzz]> is all
20:38:39 <Reene[zzz]> people can become extremely suggestive
20:38:52 <Reene[zzz]> s'why hypnosis as a tool in psychtherapy is heavily criticized
20:39:12 <@Prog> ok
20:39:17 <@Prog> ..
20:39:22 <@Prog> i think hypnosis works
20:39:27 <@Prog> as i can see.
20:39:37 <@Prog> liza
20:39:40 <tehlemming> wait, what happened to her at 12, did she move in with different relatives or something?
20:39:40 <@Prog> wouldnt stop
20:39:43 <@Prog> yes
20:39:46 <@Prog> aunt and uncle
20:39:49 <tehlemming> that clears things up a bit
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20:39:51 <Reene[zzz]> it worries me only because
20:39:51 <@Prog> she remembers waking up in their bed
20:39:53 <Reene[zzz]> what if those memories aren't real
20:39:58 <@Prog> if what memories
20:40:09 <@Prog> right before and right after?
20:40:12 <Reene[zzz]> Those supposedly repressed memories that got brought out with hypnosis
20:40:18 <Reene[zzz]> that's traumatizing shit
20:40:23 <@Prog> yeah,
20:40:31 <@Prog> thats why she was submitted to a mental hospital.
20:40:47 <@Prog> now
20:40:48 <tehlemming> i so want to be a psychologist
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20:40:59 <@Prog> ok
20:41:03 <@Prog> so like i was saying
20:41:04 <Reene[zzz]> it seems like she's mentally unstable, went through a ton of stress in a short period of time, and that thing just set her off because it was the last bad thing to happen to her on top of tons of other shit
20:41:07 <Reene[zzz]> sorry, continue
20:41:16 <@Prog> i think thats the case
20:41:17 <@Prog> too
20:41:24 <@Prog> ok
20:41:27 <kyrigo> is she an only child
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20:41:34 <Reene[zzz]> man
20:41:52 <kyrigo> ¿
20:41:56 <tehlemming> wait
20:41:59 <tehlemming> that wasn't cool
20:42:11 <Reene[zzz]> i dunno, i have a strong distrust of psychologists that employ those kinds of methods
20:42:16 <Sin-X> ...
20:42:22 <tehlemming> maybe she flipped out and stabbed him?!
20:42:31 <kyrigo> thats not funny
20:42:34 <tehlemming> i know
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20:42:54 <Prog> fucking connection
20:42:55 <tehlemming> wb~
20:42:57 <kyrigo> wb
20:42:57 <Sin-X> no
20:42:59 <tehlemming> we mist you
20:43:01 <Sin-X> that was lnx's fault
20:43:04 <Prog> oh
20:43:11 <Prog> where did i leave off
20:43:19 <tehlemming> Prog ok
20:43:22 <Prog> ..
20:43:29 <Prog> oh i was about to continue?
20:43:30 <kyrigo> [21:41] <Prog> i think thats the case
20:43:30 <kyrigo> [21:41] <Prog> too
20:43:30 <kyrigo> [21:41] <Prog> ok
20:43:30 <kyrigo> [21:41] <kyrigo> is she an only child
20:43:30 <kyrigo> [21:41] <Prog> i think thats the case
20:43:30 <kyrigo> [21:41] <Prog> too
20:43:30 <kyrigo> [21:41] <Prog> ok
20:43:30 <kyrigo> [21:41] <kyrigo> is she an only child
20:43:33 <kyrigo> oops sorry
20:43:37 * tehlemming shrugs.
20:43:40 <Prog> lol
20:43:44 <Prog> yes
20:43:47 <Prog> she is an only child
20:43:54 <Prog> in the hospital
20:44:00 <Prog> she was medicated
20:44:02 <Prog> and studied
20:44:10 <Sin-X> im gonna smack him for it
20:44:10 <Sin-X> <ConnectServ> SERVER walrus.luniticfringe.net has left the Network at chimera.luniticfringe.net for Input/output error
20:44:10 <Sin-X> you were on walrus
20:44:10 <Sin-X> he runs walrus locally
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20:44:14 <Prog> because it was odd how someone could block off something so well
20:44:32 <Prog> and while she was in there
20:44:36 <Prog> i couldnt function
20:44:44 <Prog> i eventually just broke down emotionally
20:44:53 <Prog> and went to the doctor and told her all my shit
20:45:03 <Prog> and she said it was anxiety and i missed her and all that
20:45:09 <Prog> but
20:45:13 <Prog> i come back several times
20:45:19 <Prog> whenever i feel so bad that i cant go on
20:45:24 <Prog> and she gives me prozac
20:45:29 <Prog> well
20:45:30 <Prog> at the time
20:45:34 <Prog> it wasnt prozac was it?
20:45:41 <kyrigo> dunno
20:45:42 <Prog> this is 27
20:45:44 <kyrigo> what year are we talking about
20:45:49 <kyrigo> 199-?
20:46:02 <Reene[zzz]> she gives you prozac?
20:46:04 <Prog> ...
20:46:05 <Prog> 199?
20:46:06 <Reene[zzz]> this was the same doctor?
20:46:08 <Prog> i'm 30
20:46:13 <kyrigo> oh sorr
20:46:13 <Prog> this was when i was 27
20:46:15 <kyrigo> 2001?
20:46:16 <tehlemming> so this was 3 years ago?
20:46:17 <Prog> yes
20:46:21 <tehlemming> then it was prozac
20:46:25 <Prog> ok
20:46:25 <Prog> prozac
20:46:26 <tehlemming> or the equivalent
20:46:28 <Reene[zzz]> i'm liking whoever this was less and less
20:46:34 <tehlemming> generic or something like it
20:46:34 <Prog> doctor?
20:46:38 <Prog> reene
20:46:39 <Reene[zzz]> yeah, the doctor
20:46:43 <Prog> what was she doing wrogn?
20:46:48 <Prog> jumping to conclusions?
20:46:51 <Reene[zzz]> employing hypnosis on a psychotic patient
20:46:57 <Prog> oh
20:47:03 <Sin-X> thats not illegal
20:47:04 <kyrigo> ok
20:47:04 <tehlemming> im pretty sure psychologists cant give out prescriptions, but i may be misinformed
20:47:05 <Reene[zzz]> prescribing prozac to you?
20:47:06 <kyrigo> i want story
20:47:16 <Sin-X> psycologists can, psycyatrists cant
20:47:16 <Reene[zzz]> No, but it's treading the line of questionable medical ethics, Sin
20:47:21 <tehlemming> oh ok
20:47:25 <Prog> oh
20:47:28 <Prog> i didnt know
20:47:29 <Sin-X> but its still not a banned practice
20:47:32 <Prog> well i see someone else
20:47:34 <tehlemming> i get everything mixed up
20:47:41 <Prog> because liza never wanted to see her again
20:47:47 <Prog> after the hospital thing
20:47:49 <Reene[zzz]> well
20:47:50 <Prog> oh
20:47:51 <Reene[zzz]> that's a good thing
20:47:53 <Prog> yeah
20:47:54 <Reene[zzz]> i would say
20:47:54 <tehlemming> i wouldnt either
20:48:04 <Prog> life is not done
20:48:09 <Prog> so
20:48:15 <Prog> shes released a couple months after
20:48:23 <Prog> and ive known her for about 10 years now
20:48:28 <Prog> i'm madly in love with her
20:48:32 <Prog> so i buy her a ring
20:48:37 <Prog> she
20:48:38 <Prog> literally
20:48:45 <Prog> could not
20:48:46 <Prog> stop smiling
20:48:50 <Prog> for an entire month
20:49:09 <Prog> we got married
20:49:11 <Prog> in december
20:49:12 <Prog> of 2001
20:49:27 <Prog> december 16th to be exact
20:49:36 <tehlemming> Sorry for interrupting, but this is, as the New York Times would say, "The feel-good-story of the year."
20:49:40 <Prog> rofl
20:49:46 <Prog> thanks
20:49:51 <tehlemming> I think my parents anniversary or my niece's birthday is that day
20:49:54 <Prog> cool
20:49:56 <Prog> anyway
20:49:56 <tehlemming> but im not sure
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20:50:01 <tehlemming> its somewhere around there anyway
20:50:06 <Prog> i have my car and all that
20:50:10 <Prog> so
20:50:15 <Prog> my first half-mil house
20:50:22 <Prog> in feb of 2002
20:50:34 <Prog> im 28
20:50:40 <Prog> im with the woman i love
20:50:46 <kyrigo> first?
20:50:50 <kyrigo> where did you get all this money, that company?
20:50:54 <Prog> yes.
20:51:26 <Prog> sysadmin/
20:51:26 <Prog> VIP
20:51:26 <Prog> actually
20:51:26 <Prog> we dont say VIP
20:51:26 <Prog> we say
20:51:26 <Prog> "board of elders."
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20:51:59 <Sin-X> prog, wanna support some guy who needs money bad?
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20:52:07 <kyrigo> sorry
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20:52:23 <kyrigo> ?
20:52:23 <tehlemming> :(
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20:52:31 <kyrigo> i dont know what happened
20:52:34 <Prog> NNN
20:52:34 <tehlemming> Did I miss anything good?
20:52:35 <kyrigo> that was lame
20:52:35 <kyrigo> wb
20:52:36 <kyrigo> no
20:52:40 <Prog> no
20:52:41 <kyrigo> we were all disconnected it seems
20:52:45 <tehlemming> Oh.
20:52:47 <Prog> ok
20:52:47 <tehlemming> Awesome.
20:52:53 <Prog> i started DJing again
20:52:54 <kyrigo> wait
20:52:55 <Prog> after i got the houe
20:52:57 <kyrigo> are you still part of that company
20:52:58 <Prog> house
20:52:59 <Prog> Yes
20:53:01 <kyrigo> k
20:53:01 <Prog> CEO
20:53:12 * kyrigo is jealous
20:53:12 <Prog> /sysadmin
20:53:19 <Prog> fucking thing
20:53:28 <Prog> i kept typing it and it thought it was a command
20:53:33 <Prog> really,
20:53:36 <Prog> i just do nothing
20:53:41 <Prog> but play games
20:53:48 <tehlemming> Prog is the type of guy you want to have around when you're knees are in jeopardy of being capped.
20:53:54 <Prog> duh
20:53:56 <Prog> oh
20:53:58 <Reene[zzz]> yeah.
20:54:00 <Prog> i forgot to tell you
20:54:08 <tehlemming> Because he'll either loan you the money or just beat the shit out of the guy.
20:54:11 <Prog> almost every "hood boy" down here
20:54:19 <Prog> knows me
20:54:25 <Prog> and fears me
20:54:37 <kyrigo> so what are you a millionaire?
20:54:43 <Prog> no
20:54:48 <Prog> ..actually
20:54:53 <Prog> wait no
20:54:56 <Prog> not a millionaire
20:55:00 <kyrigo> what if you add your house and cars
20:55:00 <Prog> because i dont get 1Mil
20:55:14 <Prog> if i liquidated my esates
20:55:18 <Prog> i would be a millionaire
20:55:20 <kyrigo> wow
20:55:23 <Prog> but
20:55:26 <Reene[zzz]> a millionaire with nothing :P
20:55:26 <Prog> most people would be
20:55:29 <Prog> exactly.
20:55:34 <kyrigo> i will be a 4,000 a year lol
20:55:40 <tehlemming> I'd be a thousandaire
20:55:43 <Reene[zzz]> it takes a pretty strong person to go through that stuff
20:55:48 <kyrigo> actually ia lready amde 4,000 this year
20:55:56 <Prog> im a 250,000 person a year.
20:56:01 <Prog> ..
20:56:01 <tehlemming> :O
20:56:02 <Prog> YES.
20:56:03 <kyrigo> :\
20:56:03 <Prog> PERSON A YEAR.
20:56:04 <Prog> I KILL
20:56:07 <Prog> 250,000 PEOPLE A YEAR
20:56:09 <kyrigo> ok
20:56:14 <kyrigo> story
20:56:16 <kyrigo> if there is more
20:56:18 <Prog> hmm
20:56:21 <Reene[zzz]> who wants to be a hundredaire
20:56:23 <Prog> lol
20:56:25 <kyrigo> lol
20:56:27 <Prog> i offered nick
20:56:29 <tehlemming> Oh oh I do.
20:56:30 <Prog> a place in my house
20:56:35 <Reene[zzz]> me too
20:56:38 <Reene[zzz]> I got 5 bucks, what do you have?
20:56:43 <Prog> in my wallet?
20:56:43 <kyrigo> who is nick
20:56:44 <Reene[zzz]> maybe if we pool it we can become hundredaires together
20:56:49 <Prog> Nick is an amazing guy
20:56:53 <Prog> Reene[zzz]
20:56:53 <kyrigo> i have 2 dollars in my wallet
20:56:55 <Prog> in my wallet
20:56:57 <Prog> i have 500 bucks
20:57:01 <kyrigo> i still dont know who nick is
20:57:02 <Reene[zzz]> well piffle to you
20:57:03 <Reene[zzz]> :|
20:57:04 <kyrigo> it doesn't help that he's amazing
20:57:05 <Prog> that i forgot to fucking put in the fucking bank
20:57:09 <Reene[zzz]> I have 5 bucks total to my name
20:57:10 <Prog> somebody owned me money
20:57:17 <Prog> and they didnt pay
20:57:19 <Prog> so you know
20:57:20 <tehlemming> And you kneecapped them?
20:57:23 <Prog> yes.
20:57:25 <tehlemming> YES!
20:57:26 <Sin-X> lol
20:57:27 <tehlemming> I LOVE YOU
20:57:36 <Prog> actually i didnt
20:57:38 <kyrigo> who here has a kitty
20:57:39 <Prog> i threatened to
20:57:40 <tehlemming> Awww
20:57:44 <Prog> laughing
20:57:54 <Sin-X> prog, want someone to do your dirty work for you? you know, beat the shit outta people that dont pay up?
20:57:56 <Prog> "Where's mah money man, i'll kneecap you lol"
20:57:58 <Prog> "lol, here"
20:58:11 <Reene[zzz]> and actually saying "lawl"
20:58:12 <Prog> "lol if you didnt have it *gets all serious* I would have fucking killed you."
20:58:14 <Prog> "*leaves*"
20:58:33 <Prog> Sin-X
20:58:37 <Prog> it was some club manager
20:58:41 <kyrigo> where do you live now prog
20:58:43 <kyrigo> florida still?
20:58:45 <Prog> yeah
20:58:50 <Prog> "Village of Palmetto Bay"
20:58:52 * kyrigo flys to florida to party in prog's mansion
20:58:57 <Prog> Fucking rich ass white people
20:59:00 <Prog> i go outside
20:59:02 <Prog> and mow the lawn
20:59:06 <Prog> in a tank top and shorts
20:59:11 <Prog> screaming
20:59:14 <Prog> "OYE ESE"
20:59:17 <Sin-X> prog, i got plenty of mob ties
20:59:18 <Prog> to my friends that help
20:59:20 <Prog> Sin-X
20:59:23 <Sin-X> ill be able to handle myself :)
20:59:23 <Prog> me too
20:59:27 <kyrigo> prog what is your first name?
20:59:30 <kyrigo> i dont have any mob friends
20:59:30 <kyrigo> :(
20:59:31 <Prog> Alejandro
20:59:32 <kyrigo> send me one
20:59:34 <Prog> lol
20:59:38 <Prog> why?
20:59:39 <kyrigo> ale-han-dro?
20:59:45 <Sin-X> my fam is part italian
20:59:47 <Prog> yes
20:59:49 <kyrigo> so is mine
20:59:59 <Prog> Versailles
21:00:10 <Prog> guess who'se name i take on.
21:00:12 <tehlemming> speaking of which
21:00:18 <tehlemming> im going to france this summar~
21:00:22 <Sin-X> constantino
21:00:29 <tehlemming> no, it's istanbul.
21:00:41 <Reene[zzz]> istanbul was constantinople..
21:00:41 <tehlemming> sorry, i'm getting sidetracked
21:00:41 <Sin-X> not my last name mind you, but a family name none the less
21:00:46 <Prog> lol
21:00:49 <tehlemming> i know...
21:00:51 <Prog> constantino
21:00:54 <Prog> now theres a nice name
21:00:57 <Sin-X> lol
21:01:00 <Prog> seriously
21:01:02 <Sin-X> a good italian name
21:01:06 <Prog> yea
21:01:08 <Prog> i like it
21:01:12 <Prog> i'm going to clone myself
21:01:17 <Sin-X> one of my ancesters was in the crusades
21:01:18 <Prog> and name it constantino
21:01:31 <Sin-X> all i know are his initials, and his last name was constantino
21:01:32 <Prog> one of my ancestors destroyed an entire civilization
21:01:33 <Prog> beat that
21:01:36 <Sin-X> lol
21:01:51 <Sin-X> the other part is gothic tribe of germany
21:01:57 <Prog> ..
21:01:59 <tehlemming> Oh yeah?
21:02:00 <Prog> fuck yes.
21:02:01 <Sin-X> we killed tons of civilizations
21:02:01 <Sin-X> :)
21:02:03 <tehlemming> Well all of my ancestors...are dead.
21:02:10 <Sin-X> i am death and destruction
21:02:10 <Prog> lol
21:02:15 <Prog> hmm
21:02:17 <Prog> nothing else
21:02:18 <kyrigo> oh yeah
21:02:20 <Prog> interesting
21:02:21 <Prog> oh
21:02:21 <kyrigo> well i dotn know shit about my family
21:02:24 <Prog> i got my wife pregnant
21:02:24 <kyrigo> beat that
21:02:24 <Sin-X> i have no quams with killing someone at all...
21:02:25 <kyrigo> assholes
21:02:27 <Sin-X> its odd
21:02:37 <Reene[zzz]> you say that
21:02:41 <Reene[zzz]> but have you been in a position to do it?
21:02:43 * kyrigo slowly steps away from Sin-X
21:02:55 * tehlemming slowly moves towards Sin-X
21:02:59 <Sin-X> Reene[zzz], have you ever seen your best friend get shot over something stupid?
21:03:00 <Prog> lol
21:03:09 <Prog> Sin-X has had some shit happen to him Reene[zzz]
21:03:11 <Sin-X> people do some bad things when they see things like that
21:03:13 * kyrigo crawls back into his little hole
21:03:18 <tehlemming> Damn, everyone on IRC is so interesting
21:03:23 <Prog> tehlemming
21:03:25 <Prog> only the ones
21:03:28 <Reene[zzz]> my best friends tend not to engage in stupid shit that might get them shot. then again, they're also reclusive computer geeks like me.
21:03:30 <kyrigo> tehlemming, i don't have anything interested
21:03:31 <Prog> that were raised in the ghetto
21:03:41 <Prog> im from mexico,
21:03:42 <tehlemming> I was raised in the ghetturbs.
21:03:43 <kyrigo> interesting*
21:03:45 <Prog> fucking
21:03:49 <Prog> ciudad de sueno
21:03:50 <kyrigo> prog
21:03:50 <Sin-X> Reene[zzz], it wasnt even something big, if i remember right he wouldnt give the guy his bike
21:03:53 <Prog> wanna know why it was called that?
21:03:54 <kyrigo> im coming to visit your mansion ok
21:03:54 <kyrigo> k
21:03:55 <kyrigo> thx
21:03:56 <Prog> lol
21:04:02 <Prog> ciudad de sueno
21:04:02 <kyrigo> i'm sure i could find you
21:04:03 <Prog> because
21:04:06 <Reene[zzz]> I did, however, come very close to contracting HIV recently due to someone's extremely irresponsible actions
21:04:06 <kyrigo> city de what
21:04:10 <kyrigo> city fo what
21:04:12 <Prog> sleep.
21:04:14 <Prog> city of sleep
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21:04:15 <kyrigo> OH durrrr
21:04:16 <Reene[zzz]> I believe if confronted with her, I would likely be able to injure her very badly.
21:04:18 <Prog> in the 30s
21:04:22 <kyrigo> i thought suenos were dreams
21:04:23 <tehlemming> use retractable needles reene~
21:04:30 <Prog> sleep/eternal dreams
21:04:32 <tehlemming> WAS JOKE OMG PZL NO H8
21:04:33 <kyrigo> i want dulces!
21:04:37 <kyrigo> you quierro dulces
21:04:39 <Prog> but
21:04:40 <Reene[zzz]> OMG iT WASN'T FUNNY NO H8
21:04:40 <Prog> its named that
21:04:42 <kyrigo> (spelling?)
21:04:44 <Sin-X> anyway, my ancester in the crusades carried 2 swords
21:04:45 <Prog> because in the 30s some people came
21:04:50 <kyrigo> wait
21:04:51 <Sin-X> i have one of them, my brother has the other...
21:04:52 <Prog> and murdered almost everyone in the town.
21:04:56 <kyrigo> 5 people are talking about 5 different things
21:04:59 <Reene[zzz]> yeah.
21:05:02 <Reene[zzz]> You ever get the name of that med?
21:05:06 <kyrigo> neddles, swords, ghettos, murder
21:05:06 <Prog> OH
21:05:07 <Sin-X> prog, i work on nuclear weapons
21:05:08 <Prog> let me look
21:05:11 <kyrigo> and.. me talking about candy
21:05:12 <Prog> Sin-X
21:05:13 <Sin-X> i have no quams :)
21:05:15 <Prog> seriously?
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21:05:17 <Sin-X> yes
21:05:20 <kyrigo> i work on FOOD
21:05:20 <Prog> nice
21:05:23 <kyrigo> it is tasty
21:05:25 <kyrigo> and i eat it
21:05:26 <Prog> you rocket scientist you
21:05:26 <Prog> lol
21:05:32 <Sin-X> i have no quams with destroying something
21:05:34 <Sin-X> at all
21:05:38 <kyrigo> i have no quams with making food
21:05:52 <tehlemming> ..isn't it qualms? :\
21:05:56 <kyrigo> i thought so too
21:05:58 <kyrigo> but i was copying him
21:06:09 * kyrigo steals Prog's wallet
21:06:11 <Sin-X> i actually think right now we need to use one one a place or 2 to show we are serious
21:06:12 <tehlemming> i dunno, i'm too lazy to go to my browser and check
21:06:26 <Sin-X> one on*
21:06:33 <kyrigo> show we are serious for what?
21:06:35 <kyrigo> you lost me
21:06:43 <tehlemming> nukes?
21:06:45 <tehlemming> ...
21:06:50 <tehlemming> NUKE TEHRAN!
21:06:51 <tehlemming> :P
21:06:51 <Sin-X> other countries and thinking we wont stand up
21:07:07 <Sin-X> you drop an acm on their ass then others will be like WTF
21:07:12 <Prog> Reene[zzz]
21:07:14 <Prog> fluphenazine
21:07:16 <Sin-X> first they will wonder where the fuck it came from
21:07:26 <Prog> in brackets it says "permitil"
21:07:31 <kyrigo> yes, it is qualm
21:07:32 <Reene[zzz]> ookay
21:07:33 <kyrigo> not quam
21:07:39 <Sin-X> and IF they ever figgured out what, where, and who it came from... then people will realize we are serious
21:07:46 <tehlemming> hmm
21:07:51 <tehlemming> who has ACM's? Hmmmmmmm.
21:07:58 <Sin-X> because its hard to tell who did what when its invisible to radar :)
21:08:12 <tehlemming> it's a cruise missile right?
21:08:20 <Sin-X> yep, stealth
21:08:22 <Reene[zzz]> that's a tranquilizer.
21:08:31 <Sin-X> better than the b2's stealth system
21:08:32 <tehlemming> How many countries have stealth cruise missiles?
21:08:35 <Prog> like
21:08:37 <tehlemming> Because it's smallar.
21:08:39 <Reene[zzz]> nothing more.
21:08:39 <Sin-X> 3
21:08:41 <Prog> animal tranquilizer?
21:08:43 <kyrigo> it says it is mainly used for treatment of schizophrenia.
21:08:51 <tehlemming> What are the other two?
21:09:00 <Reene[zzz]> It's meant to sedate psychosis patients.
21:09:03 <Reene[zzz]> It doesn't treat any disease.
21:09:03 <kyrigo> yeah
21:09:03 <tehlemming> Britain I'm assuming is one?
21:09:04 <Prog> ...
21:09:05 <Prog> NO.
21:09:06 <Prog> WTF
21:09:07 <kyrigo> well that is what i meant
21:09:10 <kyrigo> sorry
21:09:12 <kyrigo> calm down
21:09:12 <Reene[zzz]> I'm not fucking with you.
21:09:14 <Sin-X> britan is one, and the other was russia i believe
21:09:15 <Prog> BULLSHIT
21:09:17 <Prog> FUCKING
21:09:18 <Reene[zzz]> http://rxlist.com/cgi/generic3/fluphen.htm
21:09:20 <kyrigo> who are you talking to prog
21:09:24 <Prog> REEN
21:09:25 <Sin-X> britan helped us build ours
21:09:25 <Prog> E
21:09:26 <Reene[zzz]> It's classified as a tranquilizer
21:09:32 <Prog> SHE
21:09:32 <Sin-X> so, its not hard to see how they have it too
21:09:35 <Prog> PRESCRIBED MY WIFE
21:09:38 <Prog> WITH A FUCKIGN TRANQ
21:09:40 <kyrigo> http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/simplepsych/fluphenazine.html
21:09:42 <Reene[zzz]> yes
21:09:55 <Reene[zzz]> it's intended to "calm down" people suffering from psychosis
21:10:02 <Reene[zzz]> but it does not treat any illness
21:10:06 <tehlemming> well if she;s suffering from psychosis...
21:10:15 <Reene[zzz]> Is this something she takes daily?
21:10:18 <tehlemming> and if it calms her down...
21:10:22 <Prog> not daily
21:10:28 <Prog> she only takes it
21:10:32 <Prog> when she cant think
21:10:36 <Prog> and starts to shake
21:10:44 <tehlemming> during a "spell" as it were?
21:10:48 <Sin-X> its a tranq then
21:10:48 <Reene[zzz]> yes, that would be it.
21:11:03 <Reene[zzz]> It's not treating what she has, man. It's just masking the symptoms.
21:11:09 <Prog> god damnit
21:11:10 <tehlemming> yeah
21:11:11 <Reene[zzz]> I'm not a doctor but I classify that as "Unhealthy"
21:11:26 <tehlemming> its like giving someone with frequent headache tylenol
21:11:28 <Reene[zzz]> at least as a long term thing
21:11:34 <Sin-X> looks like you were getting a run for your money
21:11:35 <tehlemming> instead of getting them checked out
21:11:42 <Prog> reene
21:11:49 <Prog> do you think
21:11:52 <Prog> it can do anything to her
21:12:00 <Prog> like harm her
21:12:06 <Reene[zzz]> check out the side effects.
21:12:08 <tehlemming> your shrink didnt happen to offer to let you speak with your dead relatives did she?
21:12:11 <kyrigo> What Are The Possible Side-Effects?
21:12:11 <Reene[zzz]> I would definitely look at them now
21:12:15 <Reene[zzz]> Has she taken any while she was pregnant?
21:12:20 <kyrigo> http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/simplepsych/fluphenazine.html
21:12:26 <Reene[zzz]> Shit like this can be very dangerous to pregnant women
21:12:33 <Reene[zzz]> I'm still checking it out
21:12:33 <tehlemming> ...
21:12:34 <Prog> she hasnt
21:12:38 <Prog> she said
21:12:40 <tehlemming> keep it that way
21:12:46 <Reene[zzz]> yes, keep it that way
21:12:50 <Prog> she that the new doctor said to not take anything
21:12:52 <kyrigo> what does she do then when she gets bad
21:12:53 <tehlemming> well
21:12:58 <kyrigo> then
21:12:59 <Prog> even come to him about tylonol
21:13:00 <tehlemming> at least we can rule this side effect out
21:13:04 <tehlemming> Impaired Erection
21:13:07 <Prog> lol
21:13:08 <Prog> haha
21:13:12 <kyrigo> i saw that tehlemming
21:13:18 <Reene[zzz]> Tardive dyskinesia, a syndrome consisting of potentially irreversible, involuntary, dyskinetic movements may develop in patients treated with neuroleptic (antipsychotic) drugs.
21:13:23 <Sin-X> so she has the same health care i do
21:13:25 <Reene[zzz]> Both the risk of developing the syndrome and the likelihood that it will become irreversible are believed to increase as the duration of treatment and the total cumulative dose of neuroleptic drugs administered to the patient increase.
21:13:31 <Sin-X> i cant take tylonol without seeing a doc
21:13:42 <Prog> oh my god
21:13:48 <tehlemming> prog
21:13:53 <tehlemming> get her to a better doctor
21:13:55 <Reene[zzz]> i would suggest consulting your doctor
21:13:59 <Prog> i will
21:14:00 <Reene[zzz]> like a real medical doctor
21:14:01 <tehlemming> and get something that will help
21:14:01 <Reene[zzz]> or pharmacologist
21:14:05 <tehlemming> yeah
21:14:08 <Prog> yea
21:14:10 <Prog> i will
21:14:12 <Sin-X> i cant because i work on nukes
21:14:12 <Prog> i just
21:14:16 <Prog> i feel like crying
21:14:28 <Reene[zzz]> well it's good you found out now
21:14:35 <Prog> i dont want anything to happen to her
21:14:36 <Prog> i love her
21:15:07 <Reene[zzz]> you can do something about it now
21:15:15 <tehlemming> Roger Ebert and the movies says, "This story will make your loins quiver with anticipation."
21:15:18 <Sin-X> prog want me to wack your old psych?
21:15:25 <Prog> lol
21:15:28 <tehlemming> "Oh yeah, and it's sad, funny, and happy too."
21:15:35 <Prog> thanks Sin-X
21:15:40 <Prog> ill handle her my self.
21:15:43 <Sin-X> k
21:15:55 <Prog> she hasnt been taking it recently
21:15:55 <Prog> so
21:15:57 <Prog> tomorrow
21:16:02 <Prog> i am going to take the day off
21:16:10 <Prog> and go to the hospital with her and talk to a doctor
21:16:16 <tehlemming> The following are a list of conditions in which Fluphenazine should not be used, or should be used with caution. Always check with your Doctor.
21:16:18 <tehlemming> * Children
21:16:19 <tehlemming> * Coma
21:16:19 <Sin-X> i got a few swords that need to be properly broken in though
21:16:21 <tehlemming> * Pregnancy/Breastfeeding
21:16:22 <tehlemming> * Severe Depression
21:16:24 <tehlemming> * Liver, Kidney, Heart Problems
21:16:25 <tehlemming> * Parkinson's Disease
21:16:27 <tehlemming> * Epilepsy
21:16:28 <tehlemming> alright
21:16:30 <tehlemming> now... does anyone see anything wrong with that list?
21:16:32 <Reene[zzz]> This can potentially cause irregular heartbeats and whatnot
21:16:41 <Sin-X> all but 2 of my swords have been used to kill people... all but 2...
21:16:46 <Reene[zzz]> who would take this shit? god
21:16:55 <tehlemming> Children is a condition~
21:17:03 <Reene[zzz]> yes
21:17:03 <Prog> its strong medication
21:17:04 <Sin-X> LOL
21:17:04 <Reene[zzz]> it's a condition
21:17:08 <Prog> reene
21:17:09 <Reene[zzz]> as in, the person is a child
21:17:21 <tehlemming> "Sorry, I can't come to work today, I'm afflicted with a slight case of children."
21:17:22 <Prog> i dont want to go to bed scared
21:17:30 <tehlemming> Someone should quote that.
21:17:34 <tehlemming> Night guys, school tomorrow.
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21:17:44 <Prog> :)
21:17:51 <Prog> hey
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21:17:55 <Prog> ..
21:17:56 <Prog> lol
21:17:59 <Prog> Overlord_45
21:18:04 <Prog> we laughed, cried and smiled
21:18:08 <Prog> you missed about an hour
21:18:11 <Prog> of my life story
21:18:12 <Sin-X> yeah
21:18:13 <Overlord_45> yeah
21:18:15 <Sin-X> i logged it
21:18:17 <Overlord_45> that's about standard for me
21:18:25 <Prog> right now
21:18:27 <Prog> i dont feel well
21:18:31 <Sin-X> prog with your permission i want to host it for you
21:18:33 <Sin-X> :)
21:18:35 <Prog> Sin-X
21:18:41 <Prog> i will allow it
21:18:43 <Sin-X> ok
21:18:44 <Sin-X> thanks
21:18:51 <Sin-X> ill have it up once we are done with it
21:18:56 <Prog> yeah
21:19:00 <Prog> i am going to go to bed
21:19:02 <Reene[zzz]> well...knowledge is power and all that rubble
21:19:06 <Prog> i know
21:19:09 <Sin-X> ok, then ill have it up in a matter of minutes
21:19:12 <Reene[zzz]> you shouldn't be scared though
21:19:25 <Prog> isnt a husband supposed to be though, hehe
21:19:33 <Reene[zzz]> fair point.
21:19:42 <Prog> look
21:19:47 <Prog> i am just going to sleep with her
21:19:48 <Prog> now
21:19:53 <Prog> and pray
21:19:58 <Prog> that everything turns out alright
21:19:59 <Sin-X> see you round prog
21:20:08 <Prog> guys
21:20:12 <Prog> thank you so much for listening
21:20:13 <Reene[zzz]> good luck, man. You'll be in my thoughts.
21:20:16 <Prog> and for reading
21:20:18 <Reene[zzz]> let us know how things turn out.
21:20:21 <Prog> i will
21:20:27 <Prog> :)
21:20:38 <Sin-X> and let me know if oyu need someone knocked off :)
21:20:41 <Prog> haha
21:20:46 <Prog> alright
21:20:50 <Prog> you guys are amazing
21:20:53 <Prog> good night
21:20:56 <Overlord_45> damn
21:20:56 <Sin-X> night
21:20:59 <Overlord_45> i shoulda been here earlier
21:21:02 <Prog> Overlord_45
21:21:05 <Prog> you are amazing too
21:21:07 <Prog> dont worry
21:21:11 <Overlord_45> thank you
21:21:12 <Overlord_45> now i feel validated
21:21:29 * Prog is now known as Prog[afk]
21:22:08 <Sin-X> www.luniticfringe.net/logs/prog-life-story.log
21:22:54 <rmuser> oh good now I won't have to scroll through this window because I've been watching penn and teller for the last hour
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21:23:56 <Reene[zzz]> you're so sensitive rmuser
21:24:22 <rmuser> yeah, I probably look like a total asshole right now
21:24:34 * Sin-X stabs rmuser
21:24:41 <Reene[zzz]> women love assholes
21:24:50 <Overlord_45> hey
21:24:56 <Sin-X> i am an asshole, but i also know when to stop :)
21:24:57 <Overlord_45> that explains why nobody loves me :((((((((
21:25:42 <rmuser> hey, this is a mighty good life story
21:25:58 <Sin-X> yeah
21:26:08 <Overlord_45> mother fucker
21:26:11 <Overlord_45> guess i will read it after all
21:26:49 <Reene[zzz]> yeah
21:28:46 <rmuser> I think the great classics of literature should be republished in IRC log format. It's a lot easier to read.
21:29:08 <Reene[zzz]> hmm
21:29:11 <Reene[zzz]> Like plays and shit, yea
21:29:29 <rmuser> Because Shakespeare just completely sucks to read.
21:30:20 <Sin-X> lol
21:30:28 <Sin-X> does it linebreak properly for you?
21:30:53 <Overlord_45> yes
21:31:00 <Sin-X> ok
21:31:05 <rmuser> yep
21:31:14 -PacoL250:#emptv- RealmMaster, needs to shut up ;D
21:31:58 -PacoL250:#emptv- Because I can
21:32:18 -Reene[zzz]:#emptv- I can too. neener.
21:32:28 -Sin-X- i can get everyone in all chans :P
21:32:33 -Bhuinga:#emptv- wheeee
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