Pana Wana

From Interdex, the community-edited guide to the local internet.

Pana Wana, also known as [myg0t]kline and [BANNED], is notable both for his extremely irritating behavior and his tendency to get banned from nearly any community he encounters. His name is also rumored to be unpronounceable by non-mongoloids. Pana was first sighted on ABS Forums in late 2004. After he was banned by AB for posting a legendary thread stating that The Death Rose should be banned, he moved to EMPTV and 17chan. He tried way too hard to fit in and became a nuisance, and he nearly ruined the network merger of LuniticFringe and MegaCityOne, so he was eventually banned from there too. He returned to ABS Forums only to be banned by Jaur after a series of spam threads in which 15 other people were banned. After that, he moved to Equivocal Haven, and often ranted at great length about EMPTV, to everyone's amusement. Although he has not yet been banned from Equivocal Haven, Keridwen has stated in private that he is very close to being banned. He then moved on to CultureStorm and Cythnet, from which he was glined for calling the opers niggers. He currently hangs out in #foxmafia, providing the channel with an insight into the life of a redneck on a daily basis.

The only real known friend of Pana Wana was JugglingWolves, though he tries his best to weasel his way into the upper ranks of whatever internet community he happens to currently not be banned from. Surprisingly enough, Pana Wana has also hijacked JugglingWolves' as well as Keridwen's accounts on Equivocal Haven on at least one occasion, using them to post a thread and perhaps cause other, more hidden mischief, though this is a very remote possibility due to the fact that Pana Wana does not have the overall fastest clock speed in the server rack.

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