MySpace

From Interdex, the community-edited guide to the local internet.

MySpace is the absolute lowest that internet expression and communication can possibly sink, remarkably effective in trumping the horrific depths of eharmony.com, furry porn, and cosplay.

Started by some college kid who had no friends, it quickly evolved to a networking website where other college kids who have no friends can have pictures of people on their "personal page" and pretend they have friends. Introduction of blogging, "fun topics" to fill in about yourself, and personalized URLs really propelled this piece of shit off the gaydar and into the homosexual stratosphere.

Myspace contains a feature that they call "extended network", where friends who are connected up to two levels away (friend of a friend of a friend) are informed of this fact. This feature is also completely nullified and pointless because the website's founder, Tom, is automatically added to everybody's friends list.

This website is notable for having millions of users and only a few different types among them: faggot emo fans, faggot indie fans, faggot hip hop fans, and faggot perverted old men trying to pick up on the underaged users.

While the website has a strong contingent of cookie-cutter liberals and a faux anti-corporate stance, it was recently sold to News Corp for a large sum. Fox claims they won't be changing anything about the website, but that's what they said about cable news in the mid-'90s.