Muse
From Interdex, the community-edited guide to the local internet.
Muse (formerly known as My Muse Hates You and scatterheart) is a global moderator of the ABS Forums, section moderator of Image & Graphics, half-op in #albinoblacksheep, Intellectual Elite blogger, "artist", and a fat compulsive liar.
She pretended to be Kathryn Parker, a very thin pink-haired girl, on the local internet, until OMFGwhale posted a reply on EMPTV in December of 2005 which revealed that Kathryn Parker and Muse are different people. EMPTV researched this and published their findings in an update, but most people on ABS didn't really care because she was still a girl on the internet.
She claims to have dyslexia and dysgraphia, although she writes perfectly fine. She's also sterile, possibly from watching The Nightmare Before Christmas every day, or punching a multitude of holes in her skin. Recently, she pierced her nipples, took a photo, and attempted to trade it with a myg0t member for a picture of his cock. This did not end well.
She quietly continued weaving her web of lies throughout 2006, which ended in December when Nick discovered that her stories didn't make sense at all. Among other things, she has claimed:
- Her father punched her in one ovary and, with surgical precision, stabbed her in the other with a broken beer bottle, rendering her sterile.
- Her father shot her mother in the face at point blank range, and will be out on parole after six years in prison.
- Her ex-boyfriend was Ron Turgon.
A log of these claims was publicized in #albinoblacksheep, and she quit the local internet shortly thereafter, only to rejoin a couple months later, leaving an open moderator position on the forums.
A 3-day fuckfest occurred during early November of 2007 involving Muse and DethFromAbove. Claims that were made involve Muse giving bad head, being a bad kisser, and having a jungle of hair on her ass. Later, Loser and Geekman admitting to having previously fucked her.