Kaws

From Interdex, the community-edited guide to the local internet.

Kaws is a fat Hawaiian chump custie and EMPTV regular. Known for his love of hip-hop, complete lack of a sense of humor, and always talking about torrents and/or his brother messing with their router to prevent him from obtaining said torrents. He befriends anyone willing to send him obscure hip-hop albums, and will kick sleepingpills' ass if he ever sees him. He is notable for also being a purple yeti with a soul of funk, though the internet seems to make him considerably less charming. His natural defense mechanism is to flail an oversized digit toward his caps lock key and begin spouting extreme sarcasm.