Karma
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Karma is a former moderator on ABS, and can best be described as what you'd get if you shot an Uruk-Hai full of E. She had her first kid when she was 18, and she's now 34 and spends a good deal of her time talking about sex and making sexual innuendos and just generally being a whore sixteen years after she had her first kid. Despite having four children, she found the time to make over 15,000 posts on the ABS Forums, especially in WAYT and Dumb Philosopher. As a moderator, she got in the way of pretty much anything anyone tried to do that she thought wasn't "nice", and she was nearly impossible to get rid of even though she did nothing. She spent a lot of time PMing AB about perceived "problems" on the forums, although he stated in private that he never answers her. After April 2, 2005, she brought her 16-year-old daughter with her to Equivocal Haven.
[edit] The October 13, 2006 Event
One has wondered when someday she would scan her tits for mrWoot - lo, and behold, the day arrived when ABS member Eric_Bauman (not affiliated with Ebaumsworld.com) posted the following:
Something to liven the forums up a little. A long time ago in a Galaxy far away I pretended to be someone I'm not. My name was Brain Preomore, I was 34 and lived in New Hampshire. Over a period of time I fed these lies to a certain member of our beloved ABSForums (KARMA) and she ate up every word (among a myriad of other things judging by her size). This member sent me a series of audio recordings and pictures of herself in some compromising positions. VERY compromising postions... like this.
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/8177/dessert01dc2.jpg
This. http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/7356/dessert02be9.jpg
And even this. http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7067/meowrl6.png
I never showed her a single picture of the real me. A few of Brian Preomore mountain climbing (along with sultry remarks likening the rock formations to her lady lumps) yes, but not even one genuine holiday snap. I realise that some of you may have stopped looking when you saw the pictures, but I KNOW that some of you are reading only because of them. However, the pictures were not the icing (or whipped cream, if you will) on the cake.
It should be noted that "Eric_Bauman" was a gimmick account managed by Dutch Gecko and Dirty Harry. Dirty Harry claims to be the one to whom Karma gave the pictures, although it is also claimed that one of Fn0rd's #foxmafia friends named Smeeches was actually the person to originally aquire them.
The entire set of audio and pictures can be found here: http://www.destroyman.com/misc/karma.rar
It should be noted that the audio clips within this rar are very obviously not from the same date, making it quite clear that Karma is no stranger to slutting it up with multiple anonymous internet partners. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if she's a paying Adult Friend Finder member.
[edit] Quotes
- Yay! New fridge coming home today! :D
- In other news: I am absolutely horrible in a naughty corrupt(ed/ion) kind of way
- Whipped cream + digital camera + Karma = interesting pics
- I'm not thinking anything useful or helpful, so I'm just making a post for the hell of it :D
- After Tenebrae Vision made an offhand remark about ABS members being ugly: Have you ever been having a great day, just happily going on about your business, and then someone says something incredibly insensitive and stupid that flushes your good mood down the crapper?
- I'm in a bitchy mood. Very bitchy. I can't even fucking type without hitting the backspace key half a dozen (now at least a dozen) times in just this short beginning of a rant. I was sitting here taking a break, playing a game on MSN, listening to the TV in the background, when one of the characters is chiding another character for worrying and acting pained over money lost, "It's only money". My first reaction was, "Fuck you, only money. The only people who say "it's only money" don't have as much of a need for it as some others. Fuck you and your trite, so-called philosophy. Fuck you and your self-righteous, holier-than-thou patronising!" I hate it when people say "It's only money". It's only something that almost everyone needs. I know "it's only money". Fuck off and take your blissfully ignorant attitude with you.
- Seems that is my first and only reaction at the moment.
- In other news, I'm not bitchy about everything, lol.