Internet

From Interdex, the community-edited guide to the local internet.

The Internet is another dimension in which stupidity reigns supreme and virgins get laid all the time by digital mistresses of Asian descent.

The internet began in 1971 as an electronic database of secret Watergate documents for the Nixon administration. This database sat stagnating for some time before it was rediscovered by CIA personnel in the early '80s. The internet began to be filled with indexes of 'poop' jokes and text documents that accurately portrayed nude women with ASCII characters for Ronald Reagan to browse between naps.

The birth of AOL in the early '90s introduced the modern internet. Personal websites began spawning faster than mollusks in a Belgian vagina. By 1994, over 60% of the Internet was dedicated to the hit TV show "90210".

Through the late 1990s, the internet advanced and became more accepting of multimedia with the introduction of broadband. Cable and xDSL allowed male virgins to see parts of women only an upper level anatomy class could have shown them before streaming video of women being triple-fisted and 1900x1550 JPEGs of inner labia.

The pathetic-o-meter redlined with mainstream blogging and ass-grab sites such as MySpace and Xanga.

The internet continues to fester and shit on itself daily. Only small outposts house those who have not yet succumbed to idiocy the internet craves.

See synonyms at: serious business.