Interdex:Quote reserve/Mr.Aqua

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Mr.Aqua is a member of ABS Forums who has a tendency to say some pretty crazy stuff sometimes. I'm not sure if he himself deserves an article, but this is a page for all the funny stuff he likes to say.

• I am by no means a satanist, I am a strong Christian, I just believe in the power of demons so I use that power. Demonologist yes, and sometimes I do summon demons.

• I didn't say I had experienced more than you. Just that I had experienced stuff that you hadn't. How many times have you lost lovers to suicide? Any arrests on you? Any rapes? See my point yet? If not, any friends committed murder recently? If so have they broken out of prison yet?

• Despite my really hoping no one would ask, the guy I was talking about earlier (year, suicide, all that...), his half brother's half sister (please don't ask) spiked my drink one night... Then of course I was sexually molested by an older cousin for a long time...

• I'm looking for a video of some one dieing... I'd like it to be violent. Can anyone help me out?

• My name and initials are the same. Name's Christopher. My name is too damn long. I'm thinking about changing it to something kick ass like Swiftwind.

• Mr.Aqua on anarchy: I don't see how it can't. If there were no laws would you kill some one? I sure wouldn't, cause then their family could rip my skin off inch by inch. Most people have a natural tendency towards good. The people that don't die in an anarchist community.

• I'm leaving. f**k you all. Rot in hell.

• I don't follow a religion but I have beliefs that I follow. (Btw, I don't summon demons)

• We should kill the immigrants, they are also a big part of what's wrong with the country. All the immigrants, legal or not. Or take up a different tax system where they are taxed more (legals) I have seriously cold hateful political views but they end in utopia.

• After a year old Magic thread was bumped : "I loves Magic: The Gathering. I have two shoe boxes for every color, and that's just Type 2"