Gashman
From Interdex, the community-edited guide to the local internet.
Gashman the Uncontrollable is our fiery lord. He roams the universe with this eight tentacles of angst, justice, lust, greed, envy, perserverance, wrath, and discipline. With his tentacle of wrath, he smites dolphin-worshipping infidels. Dolphins, while superior to human beings, are easily dispatched by Gashman. The dolphin worshippers suffered a major blow when Gashman defeated the dolphin Queen by shoving his tentacle of lust in her blowhole and choking her on his seed. He has also destroyed other false idols such as Thor, Odin, and Allah.
Gashman's website is maintained by three of his representatives; Angus "Fancy Pants" McGregar, Daniel-Son "Bag Duck" Hoy, and Blake "The Snake" Sanchez. The site contains stories of Gashman's expeditions, chat logs, and other information about him. A World of Warcraft guild called the Cult of Gashman existed in his honor, and the plot of upcoming RPG Final Funkasy: The Ark of Gashman revolves around him.