Deadsy

From Interdex, the community-edited guide to the local internet.

Deadsy, or StevoDevo (Real name Stephen Piccolo)is/was most recognizable as the local internet's resident self-loathing emo guy. He is nearly always upset or depressed about something, but it is never anything of consequence that couldn't be solved by reading Catcher in the Rye or doing hard drugs. Deadsy is easily identifiable by his tear-filled blue eyes, cow puppet/friend, and excessive amounts of body fat.

Deadsy gets his internet nick from the shitty band by the same name. He is a tour guide at Secret Caverns, in rural upstate New York. He also runs the Motel there in some bizarre Norman Bates manner. Not surprisingly, at the wishing well leg of the tour the most common wish is "I hope Steve doesn't kill/rape us." Deadsy also carries around a cow hand puppet in public, which he talks to. On top of all this he has an extremely unhealthy obsession with the 80's band Devo.

As if his real life problems weren't enough, Deadsy uses the local internet to emote. He first surfaced on ABS Forums shortly after its inception, only to quickly abandon it because people were mean to him. He moved to #albinoblacksheep, where his inferiority complex caused him to be expelled from the chat frequently. For this and God knows what other reasons, Deadsy migrated with the other undesirables to Equivocal Haven. Still, his incessant moaning was still too much even for them, and more often than not Deadsy would go on hiatus. Deadsy left the internet to be with a woman and her bastard kids in Canada or something, but shockingly the relationship failed and he returned to his cave.

Deadsy makes everyone around him uneasy and has virtually vanished from the local internet.