DaMikester

From Interdex, the community-edited guide to the local internet.

DaMikester (also known as Panther) is, in his own words, "the original aussienglish guy. Or if you prefer, original nutcase without the nut. sorry, it got lost in transit. ever so sorry. heres a voucher for 50p/$.92 off your next bus ticket when its used at exactly 25:01." Confused? Well, you're not alone. People are very often confused when DaMikester decides to share some wisdom. He's known for his run-on sentences, poorly-written haikus, and absolutely horrendous spelling (which he blames on a mild form of dyslexia). He is considered stupid by most, though he adamantly insists that he is not. A member of ABS Forums and the Intellectual Elite, he apparently has no friends in real life, so he turns to the internet for companionship. Unfortunately for him, he is generally despised on all corners of the local internet. On ABS and IE alike, he is teased and insulted by his peers, who are not unlike the real-life bullies who beat him up for being different. However, he still remains active and tries his damnedest to turn his reputation around.

He maintains friendly relationships with fellow dipshit Enemy of the Light and some idiot named Rainbow Fluff. In October of 2006, he returned to ABS to share his paranoid schizophrenic ramblings with the Debate Forum, before leaving again.

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i gleamed my artistic start off muse the great babe, so please comment museypoosey.

Muse you are a decitful bitch. Pure and simple. You KNEW why i wanted to say nothing. You on the otherhand went and gave rmuser a blowjob to get yourself on emptv.com. Well done you idiot. You achived it. Hurray! Just goes to show guys you cannot tell a girl anything. They cannot keep their mouths closed. Typical girl.