cythrawll

From Interdex, the community-edited guide to the local internet.

Bearing a striking resemblance to Cockmongler, cythrawll refreshes himself while on vacation with Melindhra.

cythrawll, a former ABS Forums supermod, is a person whom you cannot mistake having met before. With an abrasive personality that repels most normal human beings, cythrawll finds himself right at home in the dark, unloved corners of the internet after being banned from ABS by Cryonodisney. By surrounding himself with the dregs of (internet) society, cythrawll enjoys mock debates about issues where he can boast his large vocabulary, including his ever-popular abbreviation of the word "something", "sth", which he began using because Melindhra used it, and the letter "u". He makes extravagant claims, such as giving multiple orgasms to married women and participating in orgies, pretends he knows more than he knows, and is just generally comparable to an intestinal parasite.

cythrawll was romantically involved with Melindhra previously, and has admitted his intentions to have married her. Unfortunately (for cythrawll), Melindhra was crushed like a cockroach by speeding traffic. Currently, he is back to dating his ex-girlfriend. It is unknown as to how much of his internet past she knows, but it is thought that she is about as internet-fluent as he is.

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• I made no threat on your life cuz "kill" is slang.