***~Mel~***

From Interdex, the community-edited guide to the local internet.

***~Mel~*** is an Australian female, which automatically means she's crazy, and boy does she live up to the stereotype. First sighted on ABS, she was annoying, stupid, grating, and full of ridiculous opinions. She once claimed she was raped in front of 50 people and nobody helped her, but further investigation determined that "rape" was equivalent to "somebody touched me on the subway".